Unwilling Mistress: The Nikilovely Story

Egads! It's alive!

Yeah, so....what's good? You know, for a while there, I was under the impression that I quit blogging. But as I came here to delete this blog for like the 5th time, and couldn't do it, I figured that somebody was deluding herself. Alas! I could not stay away. So here I sit...
What's good?

I’ve noticed that many of you still have me linked on your sites. Aw, thanks guys! I’m gonna say that it’s not, in fact, due to laziness, but instead as a show of good faith…an absentminded vigil, of sorts. A quiet protest of my silence, a small demonstration of your hopes that I would soon return. And return, I have! Triumphantly! Bearing gifts! (Well, not really. But I totally would’ve if I’d thought of it.)

Well, I suppose I could get you up to speed on my antics of late, but I think the title tells the story. Yeah, so…that ended well. I could rehash all the sordid details, but unless you show an interest, I’d honestly rather not drudge all that up again. Of course, there are sordid details to be had, and they are yours for the asking, friend! But I ain't volunteering. Did you ever notice that when something cruddy happens, the worst part is how many times you have to tell the SAME story? After a while it becomes therapeutic, and you just get over it already.

This post sucks. I’m gonna put it out of its misery. Just dropping a line to say I’m back, I think.


--Nikilovely, still heartless, now justified!